The Weight Hoedown is an edition of the Hoedown game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 7-22 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
I'm gonna tell you folks a little tale
About how I won the battle of the scale.
See my weight would hurt me, my heart it would break it.
How I lost weight, I pictured Drew standing naked.
Drew:
People always ask me, "Hey Drew did you lose weight?"
And I tell 'em, "Thanks, I feel great."
I find a diet plan that's like no other.
I burn all my calories [banging] Wayne's [mother].
Colin:
I don't think it's funny that I'm overweight.
People make fun of me; boy that isn't great.
The things that they said, boy it's made me cry.
Some kid snuck up and wrote "Goodyear" on my side.
Ryan:
Singing about weight, I don't know where to begin.
As you noticed, I'm really am quite thin.
I watch my weight, I don't wanna end up dead.
There's very few calories in licking Colin's head.
Wayne and Drew: (While Ryan licks Colin's head)
In licking Colin's head!