UK Episode 9-16

Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which takes the literary, the theatrical, and the cinematic heritage of the English-speaking world and turns it into half an hour of dodgy jokes, featuring tonight:

• From the west coast of America, though frequently going beyond the pale, the spectacular Greg Proops
• Then from the cast of Cheers but tonight definitely going beyond the norm, the charming George Wendt
• Then originally from Canada, but now as British as Greg Rusedski's passport, the celebrated Colin Mochrie
• Finally, from somewhere halfway up the Rocky Mountains, the sensational Ryan Stiles

Games

• Film and Theatre Styles
  • Performers: Greg and Colin
  • Scene: Colin has a pet gremlin, called Greg, but he forgot to heed the warning to keep him away from water
  • Styles: Braveheart, Australian soap opera, Woody Allen

• Old Job, New Job
  • Performers: Greg and George, with Ryan
  • Scene: George is taking his wife, who is played by Greg, out to a restaurant, and Ryan is the waiter
  • Old job: Ryan used to be a drugs squad officer

• Let's Make a Date
  • Bachelorette: Greg
    • George - Builder on a construction site
    • Colin - Trying to impress Greg with his seductive accents
    • Ryan - Suffers from tremendous mood swings

• Foreign Film Dub
  • Actors: Colin and George
  • Translators: Ryan and Greg
  • Language: Turkish
  • Film: The Return of the Chicken

• Press Conference
  • Public figure: Colin
  • Scene: Claims that President Clinton exposed himself to him

• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Greg as "Terrifying Underthesheets"
  • Co-anchor: Ryan as "Rand McNally" - Constantly moaning about his personal problems
  • Sports: George - Gets bizarrely turned on by sports
  • Weather: Colin - Always wanted to be a chorus line choreographer

• Mission: Improbable
  • Agents: Colin and Ryan
  • Voice on tape: Greg
  • Mission: Take the car to the car wash

Winners

• You're all winners

Credits

• Winners read the credits playing the parts of a complete family on holiday sending back video messages to home

Trivia