Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which takes the literary, the theatrical, and the cinematic heritage of the English-speaking world and turns it into half an hour of dodgy jokes, featuring tonight:
- From the west coast of America, though frequently going beyond the pale, the spectacular Greg Proops
- Then from the cast of Cheers but tonight definitely going beyond the norm, the charming George Wendt
- Then originally from Canada, but now as British as Greg Rusedski's passport, the celebrated Colin Mochrie
- Finally, from somewhere halfway up the Rocky Mountains, the sensational Ryan Stiles
Games[]
- Film and Theatre Styles
- Performers: Greg and Colin
- Scene: Colin has a pet gremlin, called Greg, but he forgot to heed the warning to keep him away from water
- Styles: Braveheart, Australian soap opera, Woody Allen
- Old Job, New Job
- Performers: Greg and George, with Ryan
- Scene: George is taking his wife, who is played by Greg, out to a restaurant, and Ryan is the waiter
- Old job: Ryan used to be a drugs squad officer
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Greg
- George - Builder on a construction site
- Colin - Trying to impress Greg with his seductive accents
- Ryan - Suffers from tremendous mood swings
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Foreign Film Dub
- Actors: Colin and George
- Translators: Ryan and Greg
- Language: Turkish
- Film: The Return of the Chicken
- Press Conference
- Public figure: Colin
- Scene: Claims that President Clinton exposed himself to him
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Greg as "Terrifying Underthesheets"
- Co-anchor: Ryan as "Rand McNally" - Constantly moaning about his personal problems
- Sports: George - Gets bizarrely turned on by sports
- Weather: Colin - Always wanted to be a chorus line choreographer
- Mission: Improbable
- Agents: Colin and Ryan
- Voice on tape: Greg
- Mission: Take the car to the car wash
Winners[]
- You're all winners
Credits[]
- Winners read the credits playing the parts of a complete family on holiday sending back video messages to home
Trivia[]