Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which offers more excitement than a rainy day at the test match, or a whole series of games of baseball, featuring tonight:

  • As described by Dr. Spooner, the shining wit of Greg Proops
  • Then as described by The Good Sex Guide, the extremely quick Stephen Frost
  • As described by An Alien's Guide to the Universe, one of us, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, as described by someone who's never seen him, the fantastically talented Ryan Stiles


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Pants are getting too small
      • Greg - Captain Caterpillar
      • Ryan - Cat Cleaning Himself Man
      • Colin - Nude and Proud of It Boy
      • Stephen - Nipple Tweak Boy
  • Film and Theatre Styles
    • Performers: Greg and Stephen
    • Scene: Greg is a Top Gun pilot on an aircraft carrier who's doing the final checks on his plane, Stephen is the mechanic making the final adjustments
    • Styles: Hospital drama, Swedish porn movie, Beavis and Butthead, Hammer horror, Pride and Prejudice
  • Weird Newscasters
    • Anchor: Greg as "Longer Thanyoucouldpossiblyimagine"
    • Co-anchor: Ryan as "Billy" -  Thinks he's back in 'Nam
    • Financial: Stephen - A compulsive gambler
    • Weather: Colin as "Sheila" - Recently split up with Greg
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Joann and Lorna
    • Scene: Two high-tech criminals stealing a famous painting from a gallery
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg  
      • Stephen - Prisoner on a roof-top protest
      • Colin - Has a stomach full of fireworks
      • Ryan - Someone's holiday snaps
  • Sports Commentators
    • Commentators: Stephen and Greg
    • Athletes: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Two rival businessmen sitting next to each other on an aeroplane


  • Ryan and Colin


  • Winners read the credits as if Ryan is a temperamental French chef and Colin is a waiter coming in with the orders


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