Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show which regularly sees more excitement than Bill Clinton's trousers backstage at a Spice Girls concert, and we do have a pretty American lineup tonight, starring:

  • The sexiest thing in spectacles since Ronnie Corbett, our own Scary Spice, Greg Proops
  • Our sexiest new import from The Groundlings in Los Angeles, Karen Maruyama
  • The sexiest Scots-Canadian comedian living in America on the program tonight, our own Ginger Spice, Colin Mochrie
  • Finally, a great actor, tremendous comedian, and enormous waste of spice, Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Superheroes
    • Crisis: Perishing elastic
      • Greg - Mr. Muscle and Mr. Zimmer Man rolled into one
      • Ryan - Seductive-Eating Man
      • Colin - Incoherent Boy
      • Karen - Shampoo Commercial Girl
  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Greg
      • Karen - A call girl
      • Colin - First time nudist
      • Ryan - Thinks Greg is the ugliest woman in the world
  • Dead Bodies
    • Actor: Colin
    • Bodies: Ryan and Karen, then Greg
    • Scene: A boyfriend and a girlfriend on a beach when a muscular rival comes along 
  • Mission: Impossible
    • Agents: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Greg
    • Mission: Catching hairy caterpillars
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Karen - Infomercial for exercise equipment
      • Colin - Keeps waking up during an operation
      • Ryan - Dog in a car


  • Greg, Ryan, and Karen


  • Winners read the credits in the style of three people looking back at their school yearbook


  • First appearance of Karen Maruyama


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