Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation show, the only program on television to make Neighbors look over-rehearsed, featuring this week:

  • The greatest thing from America since sliced hamburgers, Mike McShane
  • Then the most interesting Canadian, after the maple leaf, Colin Mochrie
  • The biggest thing in show business besides Barnum & Bailey's tent pole, Ryan Stiles
  • Finally, the most exciting thing to come out of Gunnersbury since the North Circular Road, Tony Slattery

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Superheroes
    • Colin - Tight-trouser Man
    • Ryan - Jilted Lover Boy
    • Tony - Obscure Reference Boy
    • Mike - Coquettish Slut Man
    • Crisis: Gap in the ozone layer
  • Secret
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: In a prison
    • Secret hidden: In the curtains
  • Foreign Film Dub
    • Actors: Mike and Tony
    • Translators: Colin and Ryan
    • Language: Russian
    • Film: The Death of Boris Simpsonski
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Ryan (sounds) and Colin (acting)
    • Scene: At a barber's Colin is a barber
  • Animals
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Mike
    • Scene: Mike has brought some bad news to the other two
    • Animal: Dinosaurs
  • Old Job, New Job
    • Performers: Tony and Colin, with Ryan
    • Scene: At home waiting for the builder to arrive
    • Old Job: All used to be fashion models
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Tony
      • Mike - In love with cameras
      • Colin - All 7 dwarfs
      • Ryan - Animals crossing the road
  • Bar Scene
    • Bartender: Mike
    • Musician: Richard
      • Colin - Annoyed about being jilted
      • Tony - In love with cats
      • Ryan - Celebrating being invited to the Queen's garden party


  • Ryan and Colin


  • Winners reads the credits in the style of two guys desperate to get into the lavatory


  • First playing of "Secret"
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