Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which provides more spontaneously funny moments than anything outside Prime Minister's question time, featuring tonight:

  • England's answer to the Jolly Green Giant, Stephen Frost
  • Then the jolliest man to come out of Canada since Leonard Cohen, Colin Mochrie
  • Next the jolliest man to come out of Canada since Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  • Finally the jolliest man in the world called Tony Slattery, Tony Slattery

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: An airplane is going down, Colin is trying to talk to Ryan, who is some sort of washed-up pilot, and he's trying to persuade him to take over the controls and save everybody on board
    • Lines:
      • "On your knees and bark like a dog."
      • "Start those thigh exercises now."
      • "Tickle me 'til I squeal."
      • "The ice cream's dripping down my chest."
  • Old Job, New Job
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin, with Stephen
    • Scene: A doctor and patient, joined by another doctor
    • Old job: Stephen used to be a magician
  • Fixed Expressions
    • Stephen - Happy
    • Tony - Cheeky
    • Colin - Puzzled
    • Ryan - Spooked
    • Scene: At a sports game, Ryan is coming in to try to sell the others popcorn or hamburgers
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
    • Scene: Taking a shower
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Tony
      • Colin - Thinks he's being chased by a swarm of bees
      • Stephen - School bus driver
      • Ryan - Olympic fast walker
  • Moving People
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Movers from the audience: Gordon and Elise
    • Scene: Trying to go through airport security


  • Colin Mochrie


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of an angry viewer


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