Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which combines all the excitement of a game of cricket, all the good sportsmanship of FA Cup tie, and all the dignity of an athletics urine test, featuring tonight:

  • Making a welcome return to the show, Jim Sweeney
  • Then, making a welcome return to Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen
  • Then, the man who brings a smile to everyone's lips, except his own, Paul Merton
  • Finally, the man who has more talent in his little finger than in several other parts of his body, Tony Slattery

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Authors
    • Jim - Agatha Christie
    • Steve - Andrew Morton
    • Paul - Hello! magazine
    • Tony - Rhyming couplets of Rupert Bear
    • Title: Death of a Stand-Up Comic
  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Paul and Tony
    • Scene: Tony is a prisoner and Paul is the Jailer
    • Styles: Horror, Chldren's nativity, Film noir, Doctor Who, Pirate film
  • Foreign Film
    • Actors: Jim and Steve
    • Translators: Paul and Tony
    • Language: Turkish
    • Film: Journey from Turkey to Scotland
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Buying a doll with a pull-out string
    • Deep-sea divers watching a football match
    • A pecking order for fruit
    • Queen bee selecting a suitor
    • Odd things to celebrate
    • Strange caveman inventions
    • Things you wouldn't expect to find in a kangaroo's pouch
    • Joyriding elephants
  • Alphabet
    • Performers: Paul and Jim
    • Scene: At a confessional
    • Starting letter: J
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Paul
      • Steve - Racing commentator
      • Jim - Thinks host is giving birth
      • Tony - Chippendale
  • March
    • About: Vegetables
    • Musician: Richard


  • All four people


  • Paul and Tony do a football interview while they're reading the credits, and the other two are the irritating people who get into the shot behind them


  • First playing of "Foreign Film Dub"
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