Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, for the greatest and funniest thing in transatlantic comedy since Dan Quayle's last tour of Europe, featuring tonight:

  • From New York, Sam Johnson, who was of course named after everyone who was named before him
  • Then, also from New York, Jane Brucker, who is of course named Jane Brucker
  • Then, from LA, Ryan Stiles, our resident man-mountain
  • Finally, from Washington DC, Chip Esten, our visiting man-mega-hunk

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • You're both stuck in quicksand
    • Things you must not do near electricity
    • The men who created Velcro
    • Arriving at the wrong place
    • A reunion for air stewards and stewardesses
    • The last woman on Earth
  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Ryan and Sam
    • Scene: Ryan's hijacking Sam's plane
    • Styles: Silent movie, Muppets, Interpretive dance, Bruce Lee, Spaghetti western
  • Expert
    • Interviewer: Jane
    • Expert: Ryan
    • Topic: Mouldy bread
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Sam
    • Scene: Sam has gone to see a private eye
    • Lines:
      • "Will you marry me?"
      • "Beef, lettuce, tomato, and hold the mayo"
      • "Watch out, the floor has just been painted."
      • "Never trust sheep."
  • Backwards Scene
    • Performers: Sam and Ryan
    • Scene: At a doctor's office
    • Start line: "Are you the proctologist?"
    • End line: "Are you done?"
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Sam
      • Jane - TV aerobics instructor
      • Chip - Miss World contestant
      • Ryan - Thinks he is a dog on heat
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Chip, and Ryan with Sam's hands
    • Scene: Chip has gone to be taught something about first aid


  • Sam Johnson


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of a sarcastic TV critic


  • First playing of "Backwards Scene"


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