Hello, hi, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, the show which does for comedy what Leonard Cohen does for comedy, featuring tonight:

  • From Chicago, the wit and wisdom of Ron West
  • From Los Angeles, the whiz and witdom of Ryan Stiles
  • From Scotland, Toronto, Vancouver, and Los Angeles, the shining wit of Colin Mochrie
  • From San Francisco, the shiny shoes of Greg Proops

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Unlikely gifts from cornflakes packets
    • Strange traffic violations
    • High noon
    • Peeing your name in the snow
    • Two childhood sweethearts meeting after thirty years
    • Giving up smoking
    • Two cows at a coffee shop
    • A meeting of fly paper manufacturers
  • New Job, Old Job
    • Performers: Greg and Colin, with Ryan
    • Scene: Working at a burger bar
    • Old Job: Ryan used to be in the Marines
  • Questions Only
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Meeting on the beach
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Greg
      • Ron - He is on a jungle expedition
      • Colin - Thinks he is an octopus
      • Ryan - Basketball player
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Colin's trying to go through Customs
    • Lines:
      • "Dammit, you're sexy."
      • "Stop tap dancing, you fool."
      • "Where did that kangaroo come from?"
      • "Never sit on barbed wire when you're naked."
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Colin, and Ryan with Greg's hands
    • Scene: Ryan is a secretary, and Colin is trying to dictate a letter
  • Film Dubbing
    • Performers: Ron, Ryan, and Greg
    • Scene: Arguing over who's going to sit in the comfy chair
  • Superheroes
    • Greg - Psychic Man
    • Ryan - Man Who Says Everything Twice Man
    • Ron - Man Who Censors Himself
    • Colin - Boneless Boy
    • Crisis: Acid rain


  • Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie


  • Winners read the credits in the style of two sports announcers


  • First playing of "Questions Only"


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