Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, the show which combines the best in improvised comedy with the worst in improvised comedy, featuring tonight:

  • From San Francisco, Greg Proops, the last happening dude left in captivity
  • Then from LA, Archie Hahn, the last happening dude left in the wild
  • Then Ryan Stiles, the man they call Ryan Styles
  • Finally, actor, singer, and stamp collector, Chip Esten

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Arguing over the tip
    • What else did Noah take with him on the ark?
    • Phone interrupts love-making
    • Convention of cat lovers
    • Two scuba divers making love and out of air at forty feet below
    • The last words of a sewer cleaner
    • The original and disastrous poses for the Mona Lisa
    • A pointless way to die
    • Paranoid football players
  • Alphabet
    • Performers: Greg and Ryan
    • Scene: Greg is trying to buy an airline ticket in a hurry
    • Starting letter: F
  • Song Styles
    • Singer: Chip
    • Musician: Richard
    • About: Yvette, a receptionist
    • Style: Reggae
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Chip
      • Archie - He thinks he has been shipwrecked
      • Greg - Elevator operator
      • Ryan - Champion wrestler
  • Bartender
    • Bartender: Chip
    • Musician: Richard
      • Greg - Angry about no toilet paper in the bathroom
      • Ryan - Has bunions on his feet
  • Film Dubbing
    • Performers: Ryan and Archie
    • Scene: Boss trying to get his secretary to make him a drink
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Greg, and Ryan with Archie's hands
    • Scene: Greg is a child who's gone to see an entertainer


  • Archie Hahn


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of a cartoon character


  • First playing of "Bartender"


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