Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, hailed as the most exciting, popular, Anglo-American improvisation show since, well, since there aren't any others, featuring tonight:

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Emotion Options
    • Performers: Ryan and Brad
    • Scene: Two men in adjoining shower cubicles
    • Emotions: Euphorically, Nauseously, Hysterically, Horny or Lustily
  • New Job, Old Job
    • Performers: Colin and Greg, with Ryan
    • Scene: Greg is cutting Colin's hair with Ryan, joined by Ryan
    • Old job: Ryan used to be a fireman
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Getting a bank loan
    • Lines:
      • "Barbara, don't touch that cattle prod."
      • "May ten thousand ants never invade your underwear drawer."
      • "It's time for the royal spanking."
      • "You must dance for me while I name some vegetables."
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Brad
      • Greg - Cheerleader
      • Colin - Synchronized swimmer
      • Ryan - Cattle brander
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • People who failed the auditions for Swan Lake
    • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
    • Fortune cookies that tell the truth
    • A mailman at a dog show
    • Pointless things to take on a polar expedition
    • Bad ice cream flavors
    • Snake swallowing a pig or a cow
    • Auctioneers at home
  • Sound Effects
    • Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
    • Scene: Changing a baby's diaper
  • Helping Hands
    • Performers: Greg, and Ryan with Colin's hands
    • Scene: Ryan's going out on a date and Greg is helping him prepare
  • Superheroes
    • Greg - Junk Man
    • Ryan - Hyperactive Man
    • Brad - Cliche Boy
    • Colin - Captain Poultry
    • Crisis: Solve English television's problem


  • Colin Mochrie


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of somebody making as many faces as possible


  • First appearance of Brad Sherwood
  • First playing of "Whose Line?" and "Superheroes"
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