Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? and if you haven't seen the show before then you're seeing it for the first time now. Now in this program the performers have to make up things as they go along without preparation or rehearsal which, let's face it, hasn't been seen on television since, what, Crossroads went off the air. In the show tonight we have:

  • Tony Slattery who was apparently a great success with the viewers last time he was with us, you can stop writing the letters now, Mrs. Slattery
  • Also returning for a second visit is top-line actor Jonathan Pryce, tonight taking time off from Chekov
  • Next, well it's always a pleasure to welcome a close personal friend of the program, but until one comes along, here's Rory McGrath of Who Dares Wins, Chelmsford 123, and maybe one or two other shows that used to be on the television
  • Finally the incomparable John Sessions who, let's face it, has more talent in his little finger than the rest of his body put together

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.


  • Authors
    • Tony - The black magic author, Dennis Wheatley
    • Jonathan - Egon Ronay
    • Rory - Jorge Luis Borges
    • John - Robert Louis Stevenson
    • Title: Stanley the Stock Broker and the Day of the Big Bang
  • Film and Theater Styles
    • Performers: Tony and Jonathan
      • Scene: A loan shark and the debtor
      • Styles: Japanese Noh theater, Bedroom farce, Amateur dramaticals, Gilbert and Sullivan
    • Performers: Rory and John
      • Scene: Smashed into the car of the chief constable
      • Styles: Punch & Judy, Brechtian, Black & White Minstrel Show
  • Film Dubbing
    • Performers: Rory and Jonathan
    • Scene: Somebody complaining in a hotel
  • Remote Control
    • Tony - Star Trek
    • Jonathan - Call My Bluff
    • Rory - Breakfast television
    • John - Bilko
    • Subject: Pornography


  • Rory McGrath


  • Winner reads the credits in the style of his own mother


  • "Remote Control" references the show, Star Trek.
  • First playing of "Remote Control"


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