
The Slept With an Ugly Woman Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 3-06 by Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady, with the help of Laura Hall and Candy Girard.
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All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: Once when I was celebratin',
Brad: I went to bed.
Colin: I had too much to drink.
Ryan: I woke up to an ugly head.
Wayne: She turned over,
Brad: And I saw her face.
Colin: I screamed in surprise,
Ryan: And I sprayed her with mace!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Brad: I jumped round and ran away,
Colin: And put on all my clothes,
Ryan: And then I ran from the house.
Wayne: I hit her, I do suppose.
Brad: But, she chased right after me.
Colin: She got into her car.
Ryan: She didn't get there.
Wayne: She looked like Jamie Farr.
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: Although she was so ugly,
Ryan: I took her anyway.
Wayne: I used her to scare children away.
Brad: What the hey?
Colin: Boy, it really worked good.
Ryan: I remember that day,
Wayne: That I took her to the dog park,
Brad: And said, "What the hey?"
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: I tried to forget it.
Wayne: I tried to drink a lot.
Brad: Because she was so ugly,
Colin: She needed an ink spot.
Ryan: Then that day would come again,
Wayne: That I'd meet her.
Brad: I was so scared.
Colin: It looked like someone had beat her.
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!