The Secret Hair Transplant Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-18 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: One mornin' when I woke up
Chip: And looked into my mirr'r,
Colin: I noticed I had no hair.
Ryan: I thought I'd have a beer.
Wayne: So, then I went to a doctor.
Chip: He said, "Here's what we'll do."
Colin: He put some implants in,
Ryan: Then I wore his shoe.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Chip: I looked like Colin Mochrie,
Colin: Handsome as handsome can be.
Ryan: I kissed myself in the mirr'r,
Wayne: Because I love bald me.
Chip: And then they put me under.
Colin: They did it twice.
Ryan: I thought that that was
Wayne: Awfully nice.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: He drilled holes into my skin
Ryan: And then stuck in some hair,
Wayne: And then he used a bit of a pin
Chip: And partially a bear,
Colin: And then he combed it to one side,
Ryan: And then he looked at me.
Wayne: He said, "Are you satisfied?
Chip: You're pretty as can be."
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: Well, I'm a very handsome man.
Wayne: The ladies love my pate.
Chip: They think that I'm Tom Selleck.
Colin: They think I'm really great.
Ryan: Oh, people cheer and yell
Wayne: When my head walks through a door,
Chip: And when I come into the room,
Colin: My pants fall on the floor.
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!