The Ryan's Wife Hoedown is an edition of the Hoedown game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 5-16 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Ryan, he was really tired of the dating scene.
He wanted to get a spouse who was never mean.
He wanted a girl with brains and a girl that was kinda fina,
So, he mail-ordered a chick all the way from China.
What?! It's a mail-order bride.
When Ryan first met his wife, she fell in love with his nose.
She couldn't wait to rip off all his clothes,
But then she found out something that made her die.
What they say about guys with big nose and big feet, it's a lie.
Oh, Ryan Stiles I'd love to be his wife.
He's the best lover that I've ever had in my life.
After we've made love, boy I'm really high-steppin'.
Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a Lethal Weapon.
Getting married is what I always wanted to do.
The happiest day was when my wife said, "I love you."
We're the happiest couple to anyone whose seen us,
And it beats the hell out of sittin' around and pullin' my own penis.
Pulling my own penis!