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Wl hoedown cr 2011

The Rubik's Cube Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line? It was performed in Comic Relief 2011 by Neil Mullarkey, Josie Lawrence, Tony Slattery, and Humphrey Ker, featuring Duncan Walsh Atkins on the piano.

Lyrics

Josie:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh me,
I seem to have a Rubik's c-u-b-e.
Don't know how to do it. I wish that I was dead.
I can't get the blue, or the yellow, or the white, or even the red.

Tony:
Please stop clapping; it puts me off my stride.
I don't want to do this cube 'cause it's so wide.
It's ten inches long; I don't know what to do,
But at least with the red and yellow, I've made the blue.

Humphrey:
When I was a young boy, I had a Rubik's cube,
But that was before I discovered good Youtube.
If I'd stuck with the toy, I'd probably be a banker,
But instead, I spend my time on the net, and now I am a wanker.

Neil:
La la la la la la la, la la la la la.
La la la la la la la Rubik's cube.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la.
River Danube!



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