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− | I like havin' roommates; |
+ | I like havin' roommates; it's kinda like family |
So, I've got four hundred people; dey's livin' with me |
So, I've got four hundred people; dey's livin' with me |
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Sometimes we all work out together, and we talk, and they just listen |
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It really is so crowded it brings a frown to my face |
It really is so crowded it brings a frown to my face |
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It really is so horrible; it really makes me squirm |
It really is so horrible; it really makes me squirm |
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− | I've got thousands of them |
+ | I've got thousands of them; I'm a sperm |
Chip: |
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Revision as of 14:24, 24 November 2019
The Roommate Hoedown (US 15-04) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 15-04 by Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Chip Esten, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics
Wayne:
I like havin' roommates; it's kinda like family
So, I've got four hundred people; dey's livin' with me
Sometimes we all work out together, and we talk, and they just listen
All of my roommates live with me in prison
Colin:
I have a lot of roommates; we live in a small space
It really is so crowded it brings a frown to my face
It really is so horrible; it really makes me squirm
I've got thousands of them; I'm a sperm
Chip:
When I look back on all the money that I spent
I had to get a roommate, someone to split the rent
He really is a pain, living with him there
At least in the shower, the drain's not full of hair
Ryan:
My roommate, he really is quite strange
I'm thinking that it might be time for a change
Why he calls me "mother", it doesn't make much sense
I guess that's what happen when your roommate is Mike Pence