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Wayne:
 
Wayne:
A pilot is a great job; you get to fly.
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A pilot is a great job; you get to fly
You kiss gravity and the ground bye-bye.
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You kiss gravity and the ground bye-bye
Chip got a really great job; it made me a believer.
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Chip got a really great job; it made me a believer
I can't wait 'til CBS gives me a drama. I wouldn't do this ''[shit]'' neither!
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I can't wait 'til CBS gives me a drama; I wouldn't do this ''[shit]'' neither!
   
 
Chip:
 
Chip:
I love me a pilot, it really is so dear.
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I love me a pilot, it really is so dear
I do appreciate the way he flew me here.
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I do appreciate the way he flew me here
I love all you guys and I do appreciate.
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I love all you guys and I do appreciate
 
You all look fantastic, and Drew looks freaking great!
 
You all look fantastic, and Drew looks freaking great!
   
 
Ryan:
 
Ryan:
Oh, I love my stewardess, better than the rest.
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Oh, I love my stewardess, better than the rest
 
Oh my god, you should see the size of her breasts!
 
Oh my god, you should see the size of her breasts!
I called her up, oh yeah, she knows where to sit.
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I called her up, oh yeah, she knows where to sit
Come right over here on my cockpit.
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Come right over here on my cockpit
   
 
Jeff:
 
Jeff:
Well my name's Captain Sully. I landed in the water.
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Well my name's Captain Sully; I landed in the water
I cannot fly a plane like I know I oughter.
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I cannot fly a plane like I know I oughter
I didn't get no kudos, I didn't get no thanks.
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I didn't get no kudos, I didn't get no thanks
But I don't give a hooey, I'm being played by Tom Hanks.
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But I don't give a hooey, I'm being played by Tom Hanks
   
 
All:
 
All:

Latest revision as of 12:43, November 3, 2019

Wl hoedown 1405

The Pilot Hoedown (US 14-05) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 14-05 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Ryan Stiles, and Jeff Davis, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano. This is the second of two Pilot Hoedowns from the same taping; the other aired in Episode 13-11.

Lyrics Edit

Wayne:
A pilot is a great job; you get to fly
You kiss gravity and the ground bye-bye
Chip got a really great job; it made me a believer
I can't wait 'til CBS gives me a drama; I wouldn't do this [shit] neither!

Chip:
I love me a pilot, it really is so dear
I do appreciate the way he flew me here
I love all you guys and I do appreciate
You all look fantastic, and Drew looks freaking great!

Ryan:
Oh, I love my stewardess, better than the rest
Oh my god, you should see the size of her breasts!
I called her up, oh yeah, she knows where to sit
Come right over here on my cockpit

Jeff:
Well my name's Captain Sully; I landed in the water
I cannot fly a plane like I know I oughter
I didn't get no kudos, I didn't get no thanks
But I don't give a hooey, I'm being played by Tom Hanks

All:
Played by Tom Hanks!

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