The Pilot Hoedown (US 13-11) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 13-11 by Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Ryan Stiles, and Jeff Davis, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
You wanna be a pilot? That's a really good job,
But you stay at home and you act just like a slob
You smoke pot all day and I just don't know why
Just because you get high, that don't mean that you can fly
Oh, hello, I'm your pilot; this news is kind of rough
I studied hard at flying, but I guess just not enough
We're gonna crash now. We're going down for sure,
'Cause when I used the bathroom, well, I locked that cockpit door
Hey, here's another stewardess, and this one's really fine
I called her up front 'cause I'm gonna make her mine
She's the number one; she's the one I pick
Why don't you wander over here and sit on my joystick?
Well, I'm really attracted to the gal in 2C
All through this flight, she's been coming on to me
We're going to start our landing; I know she is wishin'
That I am locked in the upright position
Why didn't I do that?!