The Motorcycling Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed in UK Episode 4-12 by Greg Proops, Ron West, Ryan Stiles, and Brad Sherwood.
Lyrics[]
Greg:
I love to ride my Harley, I ride it day and night,
I drive all through the neighbourhood to give the kids a fright.
It may seem kinda stupid, it may seem kinda fun,
But they always freak out when I dress up like a nun.
Ron:
I like to ride my Harley, I like to ride it fast,
I get my bitch on the back of me, and I slap her ass.
Sometimes we go fast, we hit our jaws,
I don't give a good damn about the helmet laws.
Ryan:
I like to ride my bike now, I think it's really slick,
And it's the best way to pick up a chick.
She gets on and waves and says all her bye-byes,
There's nothing like hot metal between her thighs.
Brad:
Well, Harley Davidson's an awesome machine,
Driving Kawasakis is for just a two-bit queen.
I love to go riding round, so manly in the dirt,
And sometimes on the weekends I wear panties and a skirt.
All:
Panties and a skirt!