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Wl hoedown 1407

The Marriage Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 14-07 by Wayne Brady, Jonathan Mangum, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.

Lyrics

Wayne:
Well, I was married once, and I was married twice
I was married not a third time 'cause that would be thrice
Do I like marriage? Nope, not one little bit
"Why," do you ask "Wayne?" Well, because I wanna keep my [shit]

Jonathan:
Marriage is a good time, a good time for me
I met a lovely lady but there's more to the story
It's kind of mean, might stab you like some knives
Sorry Wayne, I've been with all three of your wives

Colin:
On my wedding day, it was so hard for me to focus
Because my lovely bride had a case of halitosis
I hoped that no one else'd notice this rocky start
Until the priest said, "Til breath do you part"

Ryan:
I married a girl, she's a little messy
At times she reminds me of a very young Joe Pesci
I'd like to stop it but I don't know what to s...
(everyone breaks down laughing)

I married a girl, and her name is Rhoda
At times she reminds me of a very young Abe Vigoda...
(everyone breaks down laughing again)

I'm getting married next week, don't wanna be a grump
But this girl is a huge fan of Donald Trump
I'd like to break it off, I don't know what to say
Maybe she'd believe me if I told her I was gay

All:
Told her I was gay!



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