The Marriage Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 14-07 by Wayne Brady, Jonathan Mangum, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Well, I was married once, and I was married twice
I was married not a third time 'cause that would be thrice
Do I like marriage? Nope, not one little bit
"Why," do you ask "Wayne?" Well, because I wanna keep my [shit]
Marriage is a good time, a good time for me
I met a lovely lady but there's more to the story
It's kind of mean, might stab you like some knives
Sorry Wayne, I've been with all three of your wives
On my wedding day, it was so hard for me to focus
Because my lovely bride had a case of halitosis
I hoped that no one else'd notice this rocky start
Until the priest said, "Til breath do you part"
I married a girl, she's a little messy
At times she reminds me of a very young Joe Pesci
I'd like to stop it but I don't know what to s...
(everyone breaks down laughing)
I married a girl, and her name is Rhoda
At times she reminds me of a very young Abe Vigoda...
(everyone breaks down laughing again)
I'm getting married next week, don't wanna be a grump
But this girl is a huge fan of Donald Trump
I'd like to break it off, I don't know what to say
Maybe she'd believe me if I told her I was gay
Told her I was gay!