The Lottery Hoedown (US 3-17) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 3-17 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
If I won the lottery, I would do lots of good.
I would do exactly what a friend should.
Because you see, I love you guys. Let me explain.
I'd take all my money and buy Colin some Rogaine.
'Cause I love you!
Drew:
Oh, I won the lottery. A million smackeroos.
That'll really keep me in Underoos.
The only thing that really is a bummer,
I can't spend the money 'cause I'm in jail for running numbers.
Colin:
I have won the lottery. My riches, I can flaunt.
I don't care about anything. I can do anything I want.
(Does a silly dance, hugs an audience member and Kathy, punches Wayne)
Ryan:
I'm sure all that money would be really hard to spend.
I'm sure it seems like it would never never end.
I could give it to charities, or so I am told,
But I think I'll just have my penis dipped in gold.
All:
My penis dipped in gold!