The Lawyer Hoedown (US 19-07) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 19-07 by Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Brad Sherwood, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Mama told me to go to school, and learn something great,
So, I became a lawyer, today's my first court date,
I'm defending people, to stop them from doing time,
Ah blah blah fuck it, I was gonna say something...
Aisha: You're right back into the groove...
Wayne: Okay.
Aisha: You got it.
Wayne:
Now to be a lawyer, you're helping to stop crime,
You defend the innocent, put away dirtbags who do... time,
Its c-g-g... my balls!
What is wrong with me?! I always have something! I always have something. But the stuff that I have, is so... we've already been so dirty, that I'm barely on everything that I'm saying now... Let's go!
Aisha: Haha! Oh my god.
Wayne: OK this... so whatever comes out just comes out.
Wayne: Some people don't like lawyers, they say they're full of crap,
Well, I love me the judicial system, I'm not down with that.
I love lawyers... like Chinese people like dim sum...
(cracks up) .... O.J. Simpson!
Wayne: Oh god... you have to follow my line of thought. I really was going to an O.J. Simpson thing... but then as it was coming out of my mouth, I was like... 'Chinese people like dim sum'? What the shit! I apologies gentlemen.
Aisha: You know what's going to happen? We're just putting that game fuckin' down. We're moving on.
Brad: The night we broke "Hoedown".