The Hockey Player Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-30 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Well, I love hockey. The game can't be beat.
Where else can you do a job where you're missing teeth?
I get plenty of dates. See, I'm never lonely.
I take off my hockey costume and ride naked on the Zamboni.
Drew:
Well, I met a girl last night at the hockey game.
One look at her, I knew things would never be the same.
We went back to my place, and I was in luck.
She wanted to go to bed with me, and I said, "Hey, what the puck?"
Colin:
[Frustrated when Wayne used "Zamboni" as a rhyme, he just moved his mouth silently for three and a half lines, then referred back to the incident in "Action Replay" when he turned upside-down and his battery pack slid out of place, reached behind him to adjust, and ended with:]
...My battery pack.
Ryan:
I'm a hockey goalie and boy, do I feel dumb.
I forgot my shorts, and there is my bum.
All the laughing, oh, when will it cease?
I guess I look funny with a puck stuck in my crease.
All:
A puck stuck in my crease!