The Halloween Hoedown (US) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 2-22 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Wayne:
Yee hee!
Every time it's Halloween, woo, make room
Because I have the world's best costume
If you see me, get a sheet, man
Because I'll pull it over my head and go as a Klu Klux Klan
Drew:
Halloween's the only time I get a girl
That's the only time I really give it a whirl
Never get anyone pregnant. "How is that?" you ask
Well, it's real easy. I wear a rubber mask
Colin:
This Halloween, I thought it would be fair
If I gave all the kids one real big scare
It went way too far, and now I'm being sued
This is the last year that I go as a nude
Ryan:
I have the most horrifying costume you've ever seen
When the children see me, they run away and scream
When it comes to costume, there is none more scary
I put on stupid glasses and go out as Drew Carey
All:
Go out as Drew Carey!
Ryan's Cut Verse[]
Ryan:
I have to say that Halloween is my favourite day
When I open up the door, kids and mothers run away
I have no costume, I don't care in the land
I open up the door, I got my penis in my hand
What more do you want from me?