The Halloween Hoedown (US) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 2-22 by Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics
Wayne:
Yee hee!
Every time it's Halloween, woo, make room
Because I have the world's best costume.
If you see me, get a sheet, man,
Because I'll pull it over my head and go as a Klu Klux Klan.
Drew:
Halloween's the only time I get a girl.
That's the only time I really give it a whirl.
Never get anyone pregnant. "How is that?" you ask.
Well, it's real easy. I wear a rubber mask.
Colin:
This Halloween, I thought it would be fair
If I gave all the kids one real big scare.
It went way too far, and now I'm being sued.
This is the last year that I go as a nude.
Ryan:
I have the most horrifying costume you've ever seen.
When the children see me, they run away and scream.
When it comes to costume, there is none more scary.
I put on stupid glasses and go out as Drew Carey.
All:
Go out as Drew Carey!