The Halloween Hoedown (UK) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed in UK Episode 7-01 by Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie, Niall Ashdown, and Ryan Stiles.
Lyrics[]
Greg:
I like trick-or-treatin', I go from door to door.
I ask for candy, ask for sweets, then I ask for more.
Sometimes they give me lots of rocks and bugs,
But I do not care, 'cause I trick-or-treat on drugs.
Colin:
Oh, I'm so glad that Halloween is finally here,
'Cause Halloween's my favourite time of the entire year.
I dress up and give all the kids an awful fright.
I really don't know why, I'm not wearing a mask tonight.
Niall:
Last Halloween there were terrible blizzards.
This was caused by a nasty old wizard.
He looked out his window, and cast a fearful spell.
And when I woke up in the morning I did smell.
Ryan:
Halloween, can be such a special night,
It's a chance you get to run around and scare and fright.
When people open the door, oh boy, do they run.
That's because every year I dress as Clive Anderson.
All:
As Clive Anderson!