- Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
- Performers: Jeff and Brad
- Audience members: Sally and Paul
- Scene: Bodyguard
- New Choice
- Performers: Chip and Greg, with Brad
- Scene: An African safari
- Performers: Drew and Colin, with Chip
- Scene: Inventors
- "I have a craving for Froot Loops."
- "I stick pebbles up my nose."
- "Do I look fat in this outfit?"
- "I'm a punk-rock Yiddish girl trying to survive in the projects of Sarasota, Florida."
- "I used to be a lifeguard."
- "I lust after San Diego men."
- "Can I borrow your bologna sandwich?"
- "Your hair is whistling 'Dixie'."
- "I have fallen and I can't get up."
- Leader: Jeff
- Storytellers: Colin, Chip, Kathy, Brad, Greg, and Drew
- Title: The Superb Ego
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