Tonight's show:
Games[]
- One-Syllable Word
- Scene: At boot camp
- Sentences
- Performers: Greg and Drew, with Brad
- Scene: Western
- First line: "You shot me in the heart."
- Lines:
- "My hemorrhoids have flared up again."
- "You're lookin' hellafied."
- "I love you more than all the stars in the sky."
- "Have I seen you here before?"
- "That's the best massage I've ever had."
- "How can I miss you if you won't go away."
- "Does something smell?"
- "Where're my car keys?"
- Filler Clip
- Performers: Jeff and Jonathan
- Scene: On the Scream-a-Puker 4000
- New Choice
- Performers: Colin and Brad, with Jeff
- Scene: How to Have a Baby
- Filler Clip
- Performers: Drew, Sean, and Jeff
- Scene: 100-yard dash runners
- Freeze Tag
- Starting positions: Squatting (Colin) and On one leg (Jonathan)
Trivia[]
- First appearance of Jonathan Mangum and Sean Masterson