- Freeze Tag
- Starting position: Kneeling (Brad) and Lying down (Greg)
- Performers: Julie and Drew, with Brad, Jeff and Greg
- Scene: Zeppelin
- "What planet are you from?"
- "The game isn't over until the fat lady sings."
- "Your hair looks nice today."
- "I am a real blonde."
- "My mind's a blank."
- "What happened to gay goats?"
- "What's that thing in your pants?"
- "The domain server took a dump."
- "Can I use your toenail clippers?"
- "My doctor won't like that."
- "You just searched my glove compartment."
- New Choice
- Performers: Colin and Brad, with Jeff
- Scene: How ta Box
- One-Syllable Word
- Scene: At the racetrack
- First playing of "One-Syllable Word"
- First appearance of Julie Larson
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