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The Going Bald Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 1-12 by Brad Sherwood, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, with Laura Hall on the piano.

Lyrics

Brad:
I am losing my hair and it really is a pain.
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain.
But as you can see, it isn't quite for me,
But at least, I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie.

Drew:
(Aw man, you took my rhyme, man. I was going to do that. Oh...)
I have all my hair and I really am quite happy.
I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy.
I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather.
I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either.

(Brad and Drew link arms and dance in a circle, laughing)

Colin:
People always kid me, 'cause I'm losing all my hair.
I can't really help it that I'm follicly impaired.
It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through,
I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew.

Ryan:
Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal.
A lot of women love just the way it feels.
Just think of it as just a little more face
and you can rent it out as advertising space.

All:
As advertising space!

Ryan's Cut Verse

Ryan:
When it comes to hoedowns, I'm doing another one
After the first one, I thought that I was done
Feel like such a fool, and I feel like such a twit
This is what I have to do to please the fucking Brit

All:
Please the fucking Brit



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