The Frying Pan Hoedown is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the British version of Whose Line. It was performed in UK Episode 4-06 by Greg Proops, Ryan Stiles, Tony Slattery, and Chip Esten.
Lyrics[]
Greg:
I work in a kitchen, I'm a short order cook.
Though you may not think it, I'm smarter than I look.
Every morning when people come in, and they want eggs and ham,
I don't feel like cooking so I whack 'em with my frying pan.
Ryan:
Oh I have fun frying up some kitties,
I throw 'em in the pan, I think it's kind of witty.
I watch 'em sizzle and sizzle, oh boy what fun!
And I'm sure they won't stick 'cause this pan is Teflon.
Tony:
I have fun with fried foods, especially when it's really hot,
I've got all the fried foods in the world and you have not.
It's not as much, it doesn't sound quite feeble,
I use all my hot food to burn Jeremy Beadle.
Chip:
I like to fry a lot, I fry on my griddle,
I get me big steaks, I fry them till they're little.
I know it ain't good for me, but I just love it all,
'Cause sometimes when my veins fill up with that cholesterol.