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Wl irish 1413

The Food Poisoning Irish Drinking Song is an edition of the Irish Drinking Song game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 14-13 by Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Jeff Davis, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.

Lyrics

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Wayne: So she ordered the shrimp
Colin: It was a bad idea
Ryan: I started to get a little cramped up
Jeff: A touch of diarrhea

Wayne: I excused myself from the table
Colin: And ran to the bathroom
Ryan: Then I just let loose
Jeff: And my bowels, they went kaboom!

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Colin: I tried to act classy
Ryan: I walked back in the room
Jeff: Like nothing had ever happened
Wayne: Nope, nothin' doin'

Colin: But she could tell right away
Ryan: I had to run again
Jeff: I ran as fast as I could go
Wayne: The porcelain was my friend

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Ryan: There was a knock at the door
Jeff: It was a surgeon friend
Wayne: "Are you okay in there, buddy?"
Colin: "What's coming out your end?"

Ryan: I took an antacid
Jeff: It did the trick
Wayne: I was like "Yeah!"
Colin: I had swelling in my [dick]

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Jeff: Well, when I came to next morning
Wayne: Then I said, "What?"
Colin: My pants were down around my knees
Ryan: And you know, I found my butt

Jeff: And then I looked to my date and said
Wayne: Something was wrong
Colin: Let what happens happen
Ryan: Look at the size of my [dong]

All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!



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