Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Rub-a-dub-dub, Greg Proops
- Hey diddle diddle, Wayne Brady
- Hickory dickory dock, Colin Mochrie
- Wee willie winkie, Ryan Stiles
and my name's Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points[]
- Don't matter, just like...
- Cheeseburgers after you've had angioplasty
Games[]
- Weird Newscasters
- Anchor: Colin as "Tad Zawayuhuhuhuhilikeit"
- Co-anchor: Greg as "Homey" - Goofy white guy desperately trying to act street
- Sports: Wayne as "Ruby Squealer" - Aging female Broadway performer in a big song and dance number whose extensive plastic surgery begins to collapse
- Weather: Ryan as "Hunky Dory" - Very strict father whose deadbeat sons are in the studio and he's decided it's time for them to get real jobs
- Scenes from a Hat
- Like Oklahoma!, musicals about different US states
- Sumo wrestlers in other professions
- Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows
- Film Dub
- Performers: Greg, Colin, and Ryan
- Scene: One day at the doctor's lab
- Film: The Black Scorpion (1957)
- Party Quirks
- Host: Greg
- Wayne - Having a series of stormy love affairs from beginning to end with each person at the party
- Colin - Serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking
- Ryan - Rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock
- Host: Greg
- Dating Service Video
- World's worst dating service video
- Irish Drinking Song
- Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
- Musician: Laura
- About: Yelled out the wrong name in bed
Winner[]
- Greg Proops
- The rest get to do a game of "Irish Drinking Song"
Credits[]
- Everybody reads the credits when their extensive plastic surgery collapses
Trivia[]
- Filmed along with Season 5 episode 17
- Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall-Rubin are seen in the establishing shot, but are not credited and do not perform in this episode.
Gallery[]
Hats Gallery[]
I'm just looking for someone with a shirt to match my hat.
Let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy.
I just got out of a bad relationship with a flying squirrel.
Me an' you, on a date, January 12th, in Madison Square Garden.
![[milks himself]](/wiki/File:Wl_hats_us_0520_05.jpg "Wl hats us 0520 05.jpg (380 KB)")
[milks himself]
![[snort] I have a giant fish head on. I'm forty-two [fucking] years old.](/wiki/File:Wl_hats_us_0520_06.jpg "Wl hats us 0520 06.jpg (327 KB)")
[snort] I have a giant fish head on. I'm forty-two [fucking] years old.
This is just my ball; you should see my chain.
I'd like to visit Uranus.
I will churn thy butter.
I'm just looking for a nice piece o' bass.
Let me help you hit those high notes. Meow.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson.