Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- Too clever by half, Greg Proops
- Too smart for his own good, Wayne Brady
- A real smartypants, Colin Mochrie
- Duh-yuh Doi, Ryan Stiles
Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
- (Introduction reused in Episode 7-10)
The Points[]
- Don't matter, like...
- Anything standing directly behind Jennifer Lopez
Games[]
- Press Conference
- Public figure: Colin
- Topic: Tin Man announcing he and Dorothy have just had a child
- Hats
- World's worst dating service video
- Multiple Personalities
- Performers: Greg, Ryan, and Colin
- Props:
- Captain's hat - John Wayne
- Lifesaver - Liberace
- Telescope - Rain Man
- Scene: On a cruise on the SS Poseidon when it's hit by a tidal wave and capsizes
- Greatest Hits
- Salesmen: Colin and Ryan
- Singer: Wayne
- Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
- Album: Songs of Retirement
- Songs:
- Destiny's Child - "Puttering Around the Garden"
- Polka - "I'm Gonna Torch the Place"
- Metal - "Shut Those Kids Up, I'm Trying to Sleep!"
- World's Worst
- Self-help instructional videos
- Performers: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Winner[]
- Wayne Brady
- The rest have to do "World's Worst"
Credits[]
- Ryan and Greg read the credits as newsanchors who don't know their microphones are still on
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
Hats Gallery[]
Care to come sit in my cockpit?
I've been very baaaaaaad.
Looking for a one-knight stand?
They don't call me Little John.
Look at the size of this pecker.
Pardon me, senorita. Wait, does the size of my sombrero scare you? Well, how about this?
You...find...me...very...attractive...
G'day Sheila! Who'd like ta go down under?
Now that you're in my cockpit, do you mind if I eject?
All the ladies say, "Blow, Satchmo, blow!"
...And this is just my head.
(dances)
This is my friend, Gord. No, he's a great pumpkin! Ah, screw it.
I hope you don't mind; it's been a while since I've dated.
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Come play on my obstacle course. I am [hung just like a horse].
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