Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program where the performers make up more outrageous things in half an hour than a whole bunch of MPs giving evidence to the Nolan Committee, featuring tonight:
- The elaborately bequiffed charms of West Coast groover Greg Proops
- Then the raven-haired charm, skills, and excitement of actress, singer, and comedienne Josie Lawrence
- The increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle of the man who takes some of the pressure off me, Colin Mochrie
- Finally, the hair-raising head and body of the ever-present Ryan Stiles
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
Games[]
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Josie
- Greg - Characters from A Streetcar Named Desire
- Colin - Has an acute sense of smell
- Ryan - Horny Frankenstein's monster
- Bachelorette: Josie
- Sound Effects
- Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
- Scene: A knight preparing for a joust
- Hoedown
- Musician: Richard
- About: Foreign travel
- Hats
- World's worst TV advertisements
- Mission: Impossible
- Agents: Colin and Ryan
- Voice on tape: Greg
- Mission: Buying a pair of shoes
- Greatest Hits
- Singer: Josie
- Pitchmen: Ryan and Greg
- Musician: Richard
- Album: Songs of the Hospital
- Songs:
- 50s - "Wow, This Soup Is Cold"
- 70s - "Slice Me, Dice Me, Nicely Nice Me"
- Children's classic - "I May Be Just an Optometrist, but I Only Have Eyes for You"
Winners[]
- Josie and Greg
Credits[]
- Winners read the credits in the style of two pretentious wine tasters discussing their favorite wines, while behind them Colin and Ryan are getting drunk at the wine tasting as well
Gallery[]
"Hoedown"
Hats Gallery[]
Why not eat at Billy's Drive-Thru Chicken Stand? It's poultry in motion.
Hello. I have a scientifically-formulated skin cream that'll make you look as lifelike as you want to be.
Is your head super pointy?
![Hello. You may remember me from The Secret Squirrel Show many years ago. Now I'm selling my own line of cosmetics. They're called [buzzzz] Morocco's Moles. You put them on your face. [buzzzz] Then you buzz before it's funny.](/wiki/File:Wl_hats_uk_0918_04.jpg "Wl hats uk 0918 04.jpg (149 KB)")
Hello. You may remember me from The Secret Squirrel Show many years ago. Now I'm selling my own line of cosmetics. They're called [buzzzz] Morocco's Moles. You put them on your face. [buzzzz] Then you buzz before it's funny.
Ladies, are you suffering from cramps because you've got your pyramid?
I wasn't sure about it at first, but once you learn how to put the femadom on, it's easy.
Here at Wacko's Funeral Parlor...
Well, I may not be a judge of a lot of things, but I know delicious margarine when I eat it. Guilty! It's delicious! The sentence is... toast!
It's new, with wings.
You know, acne needn't be a problem.
At Phil's Hotel, stay three days and get one knight free.
![You know, now that Hong Kong's been given back, there's jobs in the Communist Army for all of us. Come on over. [buzzzz] Do you like a diet of rice and fish heads? [buzzzz] Do you like marching through the woods twenty-four hours a day? [buzzzz] Woud you like to share [buzz] one rifle with everyone in your platoon? [buzzzz] Then join! [buzz] Today. [buzz] The buzzing sound you hear is the Capitalists trying to oppress us.](/wiki/File:Wl_hats_uk_0918_12.jpg "Wl hats uk 0918 12.jpg (123 KB)")
You know, now that Hong Kong's been given back, there's jobs in the Communist Army for all of us. Come on over. [buzzzz] Do you like a diet of rice and fish heads? [buzzzz] Do you like marching through the woods twenty-four hours a day? [buzzzz] Woud you like to share [buzz] one rifle with everyone in your platoon? [buzzzz] Then join! [buzz] Today. [buzz] The buzzing sound you hear is the Capitalists trying to oppress us.