Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvisation program which is celebrated by all true connoisseurs of cheap television, featuring tonight:
- An old favorite, Greg Proops, and the man who put the "dud" into "dude"
- Caroline Quentin, a current favorite acclaimed for her fantastic part in Men Behaving Badly
- Then everybody's favorite, Colin Mochrie, matter of fact, I don't know anyone else named Colin Mochrie
- Finally, the man whose name is synonymous with something which means exactly the same thing, Ryan Stiles
Games[]
- Questions Only
- Scene: Aliens meeting Earthlings
- Film and Theater Styles
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene: Go into the sewers to investigate strange sightings
- Styles: Baywatch, The Waltons, One-man show, Swedish porn movie, Disney, Lassie
- Performers: Greg and Caroline
- Scene: A store detective and a shoplifter
- Styles: James Bond, The Muppets or Sesame Street, Ballet, Braveheart
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Here He Is Now
- Describers: Greg and Ryan
- Guests: Caroline and Colin
- Scene: Two businessmen deciding which of the other two they're going to have to sack
- Characteristics:
- Caroline:
- Don't call her by name because she tends to cluck like a chicken
- Don't wave to her, she tends to go hysterical
- Colin:
- Don't touch him in any way, he loses all control of his bowels
- Don't raise your voice to Colin, he'll start to give you his rendition of the bible
- Caroline:
Ryan and Caroline
Greg and Colin
- Sound Effects
- Performers: Colin (acting) and Ryan (sounds)
- Scene: One minute before Colin's date is arriving
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Caroline - Fergie
- Colin - Escaped convict
- Ryan - Angry neighbour
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Three of a Kind
- Performers: Greg, Ryan, and Colin
- Job: Used car salesmen
- Scene: In a locker room
- Hats
- Worst possible examples of a video made for a dating agency
Winners[]
- Greg and Colin
Credits[]
- Winners read the credits in the style of two people looking through the Guinness Book of Records
Trivia[]
- First playing of "Three of a Kind"
Gallery[]
Hats Gallery[]
Well, mostly I'm used to working with children.
We could have a nice dinner, and later, eh, I can pick up Berlin.
You want to go on a date with me. No, no, you don't understand. You want... to go... on a date... with me...
I'm very keen on safe sex.
I am Vishnu the destroyer. Come with me or perish. Date me or face the bald guy.
I will make love to you 'til I'm Thor.
Maybe we could have a little dinner and later go back to your hole.
Um, I've never had a boyfriend before. I don't know why.
So, you wanna go on a date, you don't wanna go on a date? Listen, I'll take you on a date, we'll have dinner, then later a little hunka-hunka-hoom, huh? Whasamatter wit' you, you stupid bitch? Don't you understand English?
All hands on dick!
Bu-bu-bu-buh bom bu-buh bu-buh, oop.
And Claire Rayner said try one with wings, so I did.