UK Episode 8-01

UK Episode 8-01
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Country	UK
Season	Eight
Episode	1
Airdate	12 July 1996
Cast
Host	Clive Anderson
Performers	Stephen Frost Greg Proops Colin Mochrie Ryan Stiles
Musicians	Richard Vranch

Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? the improvization show where laughs flow like water in a Yorkshire water main, and just as unpredictably, featuring tonight:

• Your friend and mine, Stephen Frost
• Then your friend, Greg Proops
• Then everybody's friend, Colin Mochrie
• Very much his own man, Ryan Stiles

Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.

Games

• Questions Only
  • Scene: A shipwreck

• Newsflash
  • Anchormen: Greg and Colin
  • Reporter: Ryan
  • On the green screen: Mongol hordes

• Let's Make a Date
  • Bachelorette: Greg
    • Stephen - German U-boat commander
    • Colin - A fly
    • Ryan - On verge of nervous breakdown

• Hey, You Down There!
  • Narrator: Greg
  • Actors: Ryan and Colin
  • Scene: How to fly a light plane

• Hats
  • Topic: World's worst ad campaign

• Props

Colin and Ryan

Stephen and Greg

• Number of Words
  • Scene: In a Wild West saloon
    • Stephen - Sheriff - 4 words
    • Greg - Barman - 2 words
    • Colin - Troublemaker - 1 word
    • Ryan - Cowboy - 3 words

• Old Job, New Job
  • Performers: Colin and Ryan, and Stephen
  • Scene: A patient and a nurse, joined by a nurse
  • Old job: Stephen used to be a farmer

• Dead Bodies
  • Actor: Colin
  • Bodies: Ryan and Stephen, then Greg
  • Scene: Seeking father's permission to marry

• Hoedown
  • Musician: Richard
  • About: Bungee jumping

Winners

• Greg and Ryan

Credits

• Winners read the credits in the style of Beavis and Butthead

 Trivia

• First playing of "Newsflash", "Number of Words", and "Dead Bodies"

Gallery

"Newsflash"

"Hey, You Down There!"

"Hoedown"

Hats Gallery

Do you like to slap? But if you use German sherry, just don't go like that.

You don't have to rub the bottle to make me come out.

Have you got a head for deals? I know I do.

Do you hate people sneezing on the back of your head when you travel?

Do you sometimes lose your tampons?

Who doesn't like the flavor of human flesh? Well now...

I really have nothing to say, I just love this hat!

[panting and barking]

If you like vodka...

When... you've... got... diarrhea...

Come wear our new leather shoes. I've got the balls, have you?

Hello Americans. I'm prime minister of a rather influential European country. I'll be looking for a job soon.