Hello, hi, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? in America, the show which does for comedy what Leonard Cohen does for comedy, featuring tonight:
- From Chicago, the wit and wisdom of Ron West
- From Los Angeles, the whiz and witdom of Ryan Stiles
- From Scotland, Toronto, Vancouver, and Los Angeles, the shining wit of Colin Mochrie
- From San Francisco, the shiny shoes of Greg Proops
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants.
Games[]
- Scenes from a Hat
- Unlikely gifts from cornflakes packets
- Strange traffic violations
- High noon
- Peeing your name in the snow
- Two childhood sweethearts meeting after thirty years
- Giving up smoking
- Two cows at a coffee shop
- A meeting of fly paper manufacturers
- New Job, Old Job
- Performers: Greg and Colin, with Ryan
- Scene: Working at a burger bar
- Old job: Ryan used to be in the Marines
- Questions Only
- Performers: Ryan and Colin
- Scene: Meeting on the beach
- Party Quirks
- Host: Greg
- Ron - He is on a jungle expedition
- Colin - Thinks he is an octopus
- Ryan - Basketball player
- Host: Greg
- Whose Line?
- Performers: Ryan and Colin
- Scene: Colin's trying to go through Customs
- Lines:
- "Dammit, you're sexy."
- "Stop tap dancing, you fool."
- "Where did that kangaroo come from?"
- "Never sit on barbed wire when you're naked."
- World's Worst
- Person to be President
Ryan and Colin
Greg and Ron
- Helping Hands
- Performers: Colin, and Ryan with Greg's hands
- Scene: Ryan is a secretary, and Colin is trying to dictate a letter
- Film Dubbing
- Performers: Ron, Ryan, and Greg
- Scene: Arguing over who's going to sit in the comfy chair
- Superheroes
- Greg - Psychic Man
- Ryan - Man Who Says Everything Twice Man
- Ron - Man Who Censors Himself
- Colin - Boneless Boy
- Crisis: Acid rain
Winner[]
- Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie
Credits[]
- Winners read the credits in the style of two sports announcers
Trivia[]
- First playing of "Questions Only"
