The Family Reunion Hoedown (US 4-07) is an edition of the "Hoedown" game from the American version of Whose Line. It was performed in Episode 4-07 by Brad Sherwood, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
Lyrics[]
Brad:
Going to family reunions puts me in a funk.
I hang out with my relatives and they all get drunk.
You see, my mom in her childhood, was bad.
I go to these family reunions and try to find my dad.
Drew:
All this talk about relatives really makes me queasy.
I don't like to talk about my family; it makes me a little uneasy.
I have just one question. Can you help me, please?
Am I adopted, 'cause my family's all Chinese?
Colin:
Family reunions are things that people hate.
I personally think boy, they're really great.
I have a real good time. I know it sounds real sick,
But I always go there and I can pick up chicks.
Ryan:
I'll never see my family, and that is just a hunch.
As it turned out, we weren't a very nice bunch.
Oh, no. We're bad. We weren't any Hanson.
I'll never see my family 'cause my name is Charlie Manson.
All:
My name is Charlie Manson!