Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

(Introduction reused from Episode 7-14)

The Points

  • Are useless, just like...
    • Those how-to-gamble books they sell you in Vegas


  • Hollywood Director
    • Director: Colin
    • Scene: Wayne is a gangster boss who has been shot and staggers into the emergency room, where he forces surgeon Ryan to extract the bullets, Jeff is a mob hitman who bursts in, gun in hand, determined to finish him off
    • Notes:
      • Do it like you're headlining Las Vegas performers
      • Do it like a Swedish porn movie
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: Holed up in a shack surrounded by outlaws, Lone Ranger Colin and Ryan, Tonto, try to work out a plan
    • Lines:
      • "Kiss me, baby, you look great."
      • "Don't eat yellow snow."
      • "Why do men have nipples?"
  • Two-Line Vocabulary
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Wayne
    • Scene: Colin is the mastermind behind Jurassic Park, and he's briefing his park workers, Ryan and Wayne, because the dinosaurs have escaped and have gone on a rampage
    • Lines:
      • Wayne:
        • "What do you want me to do?"
        • "That's not my thing."
      • Ryan:
        • "What's that?"
        • "Are you mad?"
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Jeff and Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
    • Album: Songs of Norway
    • Songs:
      • Johnny Cash - "A Boy Named Hagar"
      • The Temptations, and it keeps getting faster - "Norway's Lovely, Rather Be in Greece"
      • Ska - "Small Small Hole, Big Big Fish"
  • World's Worst
    • Person to be a member of the armed forces
    • Performers: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan


  • Jeff Davis
    • The rest have to do a game of "World's Worst"


  • Everybody reads the credits as if they're competing in the finals of the Spring Break "Best Buns" competition


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