Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • A vibrator with dead batteries


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Kathy
      • Wayne - E.T.'s manic frat boy brother who has come to Earth to party
      • Colin - The world's most nervous first-time flier using an airplane restroom when a violent storm hits
      • Ryan - Talking fierce bald eagle hatching her egg Colin and preparing him for life outside the nest
  • Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Audience members: Marcie and Jess
    • Scene: Two high-tech American thieves break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels and they must escape when they are detected
  • Two-Line Vocabulary
    • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Wayne
    • Scene: Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens
    • Lines:
      • Wayne:
        • "What's this for?"
        • "Do you expect me to believe that?"
      • Ryan:
        • "Why is this happening?"
        • "Can I get one of those?"
  • Party Quirks
    • Host: Kathy
      • Wayne - On a TV game show where the more audience members he gets to swap clothes with each other, the more money he wins
      • Colin - Excited teen at an amusement park who thinks everyone on the show is a thrill ride
      • Ryan - Dog obedience trainer who thinks everyone on the show is a misbehaving pooch
  • Themed Restaurant
    • Diners: Drew and Kathy
    • Waiters: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: On a romantic dinner
    • Theme: Circus


  • Wayne Brady
    • The rest get to do a game of "Themed Restaurant"


  • Everybody reads the credits as four commuters squashed together, packed really tight on a packed subway train


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