Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- The ace of the accordion, Wayne Brady
- The wonder of the waistline Wurlitzer, Kathy Greenwood
- The prince of the pleated piano, Colin Mochrie
- The superstar of the squeezebox, Ryan Stiles
Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points[]
- Don't matter, like...
- A vibrator with dead batteries
Games[]
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Kathy
- Wayne - E.T.'s manic frat boy brother who has come to Earth to party
- Colin - The world's most nervous first-time flier using an airplane restroom when a violent storm hits
- Ryan - Talking fierce bald eagle hatching her egg Colin and preparing him for life outside the nest
- Bachelorette: Kathy
- Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Audience members: Marcie and Jess
- Scene: Two high-tech American thieves break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels and they must escape when they are detected
- Two-Line Vocabulary
- Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Wayne
- Scene: Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens
- Lines:
- Wayne:
- "What's this for?"
- "Do you expect me to believe that?"
- Ryan:
- "Why is this happening?"
- "Can I get one of those?"
- Wayne:
- Party Quirks
- Host: Kathy
- Wayne - On a TV game show where the more audience members he gets to swap clothes with each other, the more money he wins
- Colin - Excited teen at an amusement park who thinks everyone on the show is a thrill ride
- Ryan - Dog obedience trainer who thinks everyone on the show is a misbehaving pooch
- Host: Kathy
- Themed Restaurant
- Diners: Drew and Kathy
- Waiters: Ryan and Colin
- Scene: On a romantic dinner
- Theme: Circus
Winner[]
- Wayne Brady
- The rest get to do a game of "Themed Restaurant"
Credits[]
- Everybody reads the credits as four commuters squashed together, packed really tight on a packed subway train
Trivia[]
- Laura Hall, Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall-Rubin are seen briefly in the establishing shots, but are not credited and do not perform in this episode.
- During "Two-Line Vocabulary", Wayne forgets one of his two lines, "You expect me to believe that?" and uses one of Ryan's, "Why is this happening?" before being reminded of the correct line by Drew.