Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Your chiropractor's medical degree


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Chip
      • Wayne - Cheesy Mexican troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades
      • Colin - Panicking Dutch peasant who thinks the openings in people's faces are leaky holes in a dyke
      • Ryan - Recently out-of-the-closet Robin Hood selecting his band of Merry Men and taking them to rob the rich
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Colin and Ryan
    • Scene: With an angry French mob beneath the window, King Louis XVI, Ryan, and his panicking Austrian wife Marie Antoinette, Colin, must escape or face the guillotine
    • Lines:
      • "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
      • "Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage."
      • "Everybody Wang Chung tonight."
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • If a Fear Factor episode were done for celebrities
    • The world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act
    • Slogans on t-shirts worn by George W. Bush
    • What you think your fellow cast members should title their autobiographies
  • Song Titles
    • Scene: In the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office
  • Doo-wop
    • Singers: Wayne, Chip, and Colin
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
    • About: Janet, who died tragically in a freak Tae Bo accident


  • Chip Esten
    • The rest get to do a game of "Props"


  • Everybody reads the credits as a bobsled team arguing while they're bobsledding


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