Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, like...
    • Fourth of July in England


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Bachelorette: Kathy
      • Wayne - Temperamental queen bee gathering nectar from people's faces
      • Colin - Born to be wild biker chick going from guy to guy to find a new stud to ride behind
      • Ryan - Is having an entire relationship with the stool Colin is sitting on
  • Whose Line?
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Scene: Indiana Jones, played by Ryan, and his feisty female companion, played by Colin, are trapped in a snake-infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out
    • Lines:
      • "Let me strip for you, big boy."
      • "You are one ugly woman."
      • "Time to make a booty call."
      • "Rub my rump and call me Louis."
  • Dead Bodies
    • Actor: Colin
    • Bodies: Ryan, Kathy, and Kelsey from the audience
    • Scene: Bosley, Ryan, is being held captive by a beautiful villainess, Kelsey, who is torturing him with sexual seduction when one of Charlie's Angels, Kathy, bursts in to rescue him
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singer: Wayne
    • Pitchmen: Colin and Ryan
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
    • Album: Songs of the Fast Food Worker
    • Songs:
      • Dixieland - "You're My Happy Meal and I'm Your Big Mac"
      • Ice-T - "Fast Food"


  • Kathy Greenwood
    • The rest get to do a game of "Props"


  • Ryan Stiles reads the credits pretending he's later in his life, when his relationship with his stool is on the rocks


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