Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • The police in Colombia


  • Hollywood Director
    • Director: Colin
    • Scene: A town sheriff in the Old West, Ryan, has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger, Chip, and he throws him in jail, Wayne is a member of the gang who shows up to break him out
    • Notes:
      • Do it like you're falling in love with each other
      • Put in some product testimonials
  • Improbable Mission
    • Agents: Colin and Ryan
    • Voice on tape: Wayne
    • Mission: Shopping at the grocery store (The Prime Minister of Eat-All-You-Can is starving. If they do not, he shall perish, and Sally Struthers will bring little kids to their door and make them feel very, very bad about themselves.)
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Bad times to use the athletic butt-slap
    • Topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party
    • What the Whose Line? cast will ask Santa for this Christmas
    • Things that your waitress says to you that can be misconstrued as sexual
  • Greatest Hits
    • Singers: Chip and Wayne
    • TV voiceover artists: Colin and Ryan
    • Musicians: Laura, Linda, and Cece
    • Album: Songs of Pregnancy
    • Songs:
      • Elvis - "Screw Lamaze, Give Me the Epidural"
      • KISS - "Oooh, Placenta!"


  • Chip Esten
    • The rest get to do a game of "Props"


  • Everybody reads the credits as if they were turkeys in bikinis


  • This episode featured the distribution to Colin of the purported one-millionth point, even though Drew had already given billions.

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