Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:
- He's one smart cookie, Greg Proops
- Knows how to use his noodle, Wayne Brady
- A real egghead, Colin Mochrie
- One sandwich short of a picnic, Ryan Stiles
and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
The Points[]
- Are something you'll never see, just like...
- Mrs. Richard Simmons
Games[]
- Let's Make a Date
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Wayne - The Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens
- Colin - Gawky teenager who meets an audience member & takes her on a date to the movies where he hopes to score
- Ryan - Colin's highly competitive uglier brother desperate to show that anything Colin does, he can do better
- Bachelorette: Greg
- Hats
- World's worst dating service video
- Fashion Models
- Commentator: Greg
- Models: Ryan, Colin, and Wayne
- Job: Professional football player
- Scenes from a Hat
- If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers
- Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend
- Newsflash
- Newsanchors: Ryan and Greg
- Field reporter: Colin
- On the green screen: A striptease by a police officer
Winner[]
- Greg Proops
- The rest get to do their favorite game in the whole wide world, "Hoedown"
Credits[]
- Everybody reads the credits, Greg, Ryan, and Colin are talking to Wayne as George W. Bush about a crisis they're having in the White House
Trivia[]
- Linda Taylor and Anne King are seen in the establishing shot, but they are not credited and do not perform in the episode.
Gallery[]
Hats Gallery[]
Feeling lucky?
I hope you want a big family.
Let me be a member of your pit crew.
Heh-heh-heh, one, two, three, heh-heh-heh.
And this is just my finger...
Hi, I'm Colin's older brother.
C'mon, it's time to hi-ho silver.
How would you like to ride a winner?
That's right! I'm well hung.