Episode 5-16

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Air date	April 10, 2003
Season	5
Episode #	518
Previous	Episode 5-15
Next	Episode 5-17

Cast

• Host: Drew Carey
• Performers:
  • "Flatten your waistline with" Brad Sherwood
  • "Trim your hips and thighs with" Wayne Brady
  • "Firm and tone your body with" Colin Mochrie
  • "More pie?": Ryan Stiles

The Points Don't Matter...

• "The points are as ridiculous as an armed guard at a 99-cents store."

Games

• Backwards Scene
  • Ryan, Brad, and Wayne act out a scene starting from the end.
  • The scene: They're at a casino, where Wayne is naked while his friend Ryan and croupier Brad laugh.
• Duet
  • Brad and Wayne sing a song about audience member and sign language interpreter Angela as The Blues Brothers.
• Weird Newscasters
  • Anchor: Colin.
  • Co-anchor: Brad (A pushy small-time talent agent desperate to get his client Colin some work.)
  • Sports: Wayne (Michael Jackson and James Brown in a celebrity death match.)
  • Weather: Ryan (The rise and fall of a 1930s gangster.)
• Boogie Woogie Sisters
  • Brad, Wayne, and Ryan sing a boogie woogie song about bear wrestling.
• Scenes from a Hat
  • Things you wish you hadn't said to that Hell's Angel.
  • What really frightened Miss Muffet away.
  • Dr. Seuss-inspired pickup lines.
• Hoedown about...
  • Ryan's wife

Winner

• Brad Sherwood.

Credits

• Colin reads the credits as a camp counselor at a hyperactive camp.

Notes

• Musicians: Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Cece Worrall-Rubin.