Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

  • It's not what you have, it's what you do with it, Greg Proops
  • It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, Wayne Brady
  • It isn't the size of the car, it's what you've got under the hood, Colin Mochrie
  • The man with the big, big feet, Ryan Stiles

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

  • Don't matter, just like...
    • Parking tickets to a judge


  • Let's Make a Date
    • Host: Greg
      • Wayne - Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people
      • Colin - Abrasive coach looking for new members to train for his all-women wrestling team
      • Ryan - Secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast
  • Sound Effects (with Audience Members)
    • Performers: Ryan and Colin
    • Audience members: Deborah and Corina
    • Scene: Two gung-ho astronauts who take off on a rescue mission to save an international space station orbiting Mars, but when they get there they discover that the station has been taken over by deadly aliens
  • Scenes from a Hat
    • Ending a long-term relationship in song
    • Things you've always wanted to say to the audience at home
    • When a kiss is completely out of line
    • Unusual ways for your optometrist to test your vision
  • World's Worst
    • Psychiatrist
    • Performers: Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan


  • Wayne Brady


  • Wayne reads the credits as a hypnotist who's using his butt to hypnotize people at home


  • Cece Worrall-Rubin is seen in the establishing shot, but is not credited and does not perform in the episode.

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