Episode 5-09

Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• Oh, it's just what I've always wanted! Wayne Brady
• Oh, how did you know? Chip Esten
• Oh, I'll never take it off! Colin Mochrie
• Well, did you save the receipt? Ryan Stiles

and I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, just like...
  • Steak sauce in India

Games

• Superheroes
  • Crisis: There's a dead possum in his parking spot
    • Colin - Stinky Man
    • Ryan - Giggling Nipple-Tweak Man
    • Chip - Captain Luau
    • Wayne - Temper Tantrum Kid

• Scenes from a Hat
  • Disturbing people to get a lap dance from
  • Unfortunate times to sneeze
  • Jobs where you shouldn't kid around
  • The Munchkins: what are they doing now?

• Stand Sit and Lie
  • Performers: Ryan, Colin, and Wayne
  • Scene: Ryan is a woman giving birth, Colin is the nervous husband, and Wayne is the flirtatious midwife

• Party Quirks
  • Host: Chip
    • Wayne - Various acts getting booed off the stage during amateur night at the Apollo
    • Colin - Bomb squad member who received a tip that there are bombs in people's pants
    • Ryan - Series of ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras

• Show-Stopping Number
  • Performers: Wayne, Ryan, and Colin
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • Scene: Working in a factory
  • Numbers:
    • "Cheese Is Our Life"
    • "I'm Tired of Poking Holes in These Things"
    • "Without a Hole, Where Would You Be?"

• Helping Hands
  • Performers: Drew, and Ryan with Colin's hands
  • Scene: Ryan is the volatile owner of an Italian deli showing his son Drew the tricks of the trade

Winner

• Wayne Brady

Credits

• Everybody reads the credits as ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras

Trivia