Episode 5-01

Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? On tonight's show:

• Knows Whoopi Goldberg, Wayne Brady
• Admires Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Mochrie
• Has a crush on Whoopi Goldberg, Ryan Stiles
• Is Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg

Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.

The Points

• Don't matter, like...
  • A Canadian coin in an American vending machine

Games

• Questions Only
  • Scene: It's the last night on an international singles cruise

• Two-Line Vocabulary
  • Scene: Colin is the leader of the last few members of a space colony on Mars, they are under attack from enemy aliens and desperately trying to work out a plan
  • Lines:
    • Ryan
      • "What is that?"
      • "I'm really in the mood."
    • Whoopi
      • "Have you thought this through?"
      • "That's impossible."

• Props

Ryan and Colin

Wayne and Whoopi

• Living Scenery
  • Actors: Ryan and Colin
  • Props: Wayne and Whoopi
  • Scene: Ryan is trying to impress his girlfriend Colin at the carnival as they try out the rides and play the games

• Helping Hands
  • Performers: Whoopi, and Ryan with Colin's hands
  • Scene: Ryan is a cold-blooded pirate captain who is showing new recruit Whoopi how to be a pirate

• Three-Headed Broadway
  • Heads: Wayne, Ryan, and Whoopi
  • Musicians: Laura and Linda
  • About: Drew
  • Song: "When I Think About Your Pants"

Credits

• Everybody reads the credits as rowdy bachelorettes out on the town the night before Whoopi's wedding

Trivia